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I was going to put a short bio here but I thought better of it. If you really want to know anything about me you can ask.
Just so everyone knows I am quick to anger. Like a wizard but without the impressive hat.
I’m made up of the memories of my parents and grandparents, all my ancestors. They’re in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I’m made up of everyone I’ve ever met who’s changed the way I think.”
Tiffany Aching, A Hat Full of Sky
Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.
After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them to allow his master to clamber free.
HMM… Death picked up a book at random and read the cover.
DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29c, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT-
“No, wait, master. Here it comes.”
Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
“Some of the sheep,” Albert read aloud.”
Sam Vimes dreams about clues
Terry Pratchett’s Feet of Clay
Tiffany Aching, I Shall Wear Midnight
Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals
Mustrum Ridcully’s musings on the truth.
The next one was: I Thought You’d Like It.
Eric was standing on: For the Sake of the Children.
‘Weird, isn’t it?’ he said. ‘Why do it like this?’
‘I think they’re meant to be good intentions,’ said Rincewind. This was a road to Hell, and demons were, after all, traditionalists.”
So much for cynicism.”