About Me
Sheer poetry, dear boy.
Support your families like the rest of us - be born billionaires.
I was going to put a short bio here but I thought better of it. If you really want to know anything about me you can ask.
Just so everyone knows I am quick to anger. Like a wizard but without the impressive hat.
And that is a chair with a panda on it
The Quadruple Bypass Burger has nearly 10,000 calories, a Guinness World Record. At least 2 customers have suffered health complications at Heart Attack Grills in the past year. The most recent incident involved a woman in Las Vegas who was eating a Double Bypass Burger, smoking cigarettes and drinking a margarita. She was found unconscious on the floor and is currently recovering in the hospital.
The Heart Attack Grill has signs that read “This Establishment is Bad for Your Health.” “Unlike cigarettes, I have had warnings labels since Day 1 when we opened in 2005 telling people how bad our food is for you,” owner Jon Basso tells the Los Angeles Times,” I think that skirts any liability we might have.”
(via lickypickystickyme)
