And that is a chair with a panda on it

Stranger: How r u?

You: I'm really good.

You: Hey, I want to tell you something.

You: If that's okay?

Stranger: Okay tell me

You: Its very important.

You: So you have to listen to every word. Okay?

Stranger: Okay

You: Ok, so you might not believe this because of what you just posted, but that’s the only way this could get through. Stay with me, I don’t have much time. Calm down, and act normal. Don’t freak out. Look, I’m you from the future, where time travel is possible, and I need to send you a message. Behind the barriers, this should get through despite the laws. You should probably read the first word of every sentence now.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.