I know it’s been said before and I know that people don’t care but it would be really nice to not have spoilers all over my dash the night a new episode of a TV show is released.
jonwithabullet: The Simpsons intro/couch gag, Game of Thrones style wow, just wow. Worth the time it took to load.
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Being an Australian, one reaction I often get from non-Australians is amazement...– — David Morgan-Mar, Irregular Webcomic! 
Wait! My brain is working! *proceeds to throw toy oven through the wall*– Ed Ed Edd n Eddy
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
transawareness: The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her. Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Frenetic Meaning: frantic and energetic
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
#that was a really dark time for me #but with faith #and another dollar #i made it through
Endsville is like Gotham. Coolsville could be...
What’s the Middle of Nowhere?
Anonymous asked: How do you keep friends without them overheating do you use carbonite or just a regular freezer? STUPID ANONS FTW
The Starving Games
dontyoulookatmeinthattoneofvoice: Care of Hamish & Andy. Call up a takeaway restaurant. Make it clear that the food you’re ordering is only for you. Now, order as many items as you can before the person taking the call questions whether all the food is for yourself. IT’S LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES BUT MORE HUNGRY!
Bring back the development of Disney's Mort →
Walt Disney Feature Animation and Terry Pratchett When it comes to books there can be many different types of books. And now and then they get adapted into movies, either live-action or fully animated. Disney is no stranger to this. They have made animated films that are based on stories. A very interesting note of what they were planning to adapt is a story called Mort. Which is part of a series...
How can you force me to choose? Picking my favourite books is like picking my...– My mum when asked by her school newsletter to choose her favourite book.
Sometimes, when I get excited, I speak in an Irish accent. I’ve never even been to Ireland.
Doctor Who (tv series)
quicksummary: A time-traveling alien kidnaps hot chicks and manages to muck things up wherever he goes. I find this insulting. His first kidnapping was of two teachers named Ian and Barbara.
There is nothing wrong with letting the people who love you help you.– Iroh, flawless as always. (via kingchips)
It does help, to be a writer, to have the sort of crazed ego that doesn’t allow...– Neil Gaiman, On Writing (via slatios)
Weeping Angels based on a real particle →
“Except that the alien race of angels — statues when you looked at them, capable of moving at incredible speeds when you weren’t — were actually based on a real, observable scientific paradox known as the Quantum Zeno effect.”
The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.– Juliette Lewis (via intensifyit)
Everyone and anyone, write what time it is where...
kimba-vankamp: imgolden: kokoro-beat: lovenaruhina: myricifer28: ulquiorraxcifer: blacksuntheprotector: fukutaichouyachiru: jaegerjaquez—sexta: hichigo—shirosaki: death-and-the-strawberry: host-club-king: 5:57pm 8:59pm 9:01pm 3.03 am 9:08PM 8:10 am ooc: goes the same with nee-san of course u.u but it’s 8:13 am now 7:20 pm Ö 6:34pm 2:15 am 5:18 PM ...
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don’t regret much, but I do...– Tex Richman, the Muppet Movie 2011
What’s so amazing that keeps us stargazing? And...
There are people in the roof.
Rational Conspiracy: Dozens of planets found... →
mad-man-with-a-scarf: abaldwin360: This paper is the latest data release of the Kepler Mission. The catalog introduces 1091 new planet candidates, bringing the total number of Kepler planet candidates to 2,321. You can read the press release and browse the table of candidates in the Exoplanet Archive…. Here’s how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new...