February 2012
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Siping Shaolin Martial Arts Academy →
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Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
nothingtokillordiefor:
depulsogravity:
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
DEPULSOOOOOOOOOOOO
IIIIIIINCENDIOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch
- Angelina Jolie’s leg
- Martin Scorsese
- Gary Oldman’s singing a lot of sad songs internally
REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR INBOX FILLED WITH RANDOM...
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No black man shall pass my doors, while I can stand on my legs.
– Barliman Butterbur, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
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I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but...
– Havelock Vetinari, Unseen Academicals
Terry Pratchett
i-am-watsoned:
cerseilannisterss:
watermeloncholy:
It’s really annoying when people say they hate Arya because she’s clearly GRRM’s main “feminist” of the books.
#I think you may have confused leading feminist with leading child turned soldier turned killer #that’s cool #people confuse that a lot
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“Parents bury their children, and the whole...
In just thirteen days, Tauto Sansbury’s small indigenous community mourned eight deaths — all preventable and premature. Despair, suicide and disease are devouring lives in Tauto’s Adelaide community. These lives could have been saved if the right support was available for at risk community members. Tauto has started an urgent Change.org petition to the Minister for Aboriginal...
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
fourwasmydoctor:
thedoktahandroes replied to your quote: “Truth is female, since truth is beauty rather…
Terry Pratchett is my favorite thing ever.
He is incredible. The way his brain works - I admire him quite a lot. I saw him at the Sydney Opera House once. He’s quite funny in person too, although “quite” is somewhat of an understatement.
When I say quite funny I mean he was rib crackingly...
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thedoktahandroes replied to your quote: “Truth is female, since truth is beauty rather…
Terry Pratchett is my favorite thing ever.
He is incredible. The way his brain works - I admire him quite a lot. I saw him at the Sydney Opera House once. He’s quite funny in person too, although “quite” is somewhat of an understatement.
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Truth is female, since truth is beauty rather than handsomeness; this, Ridcully...
– Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals
Mustrum Ridcully’s musings on the truth.
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Greetings from China!
Tea with a Time Lord: Ninth Doctor Headcanon →
gallifreyburning:
gallifreyfieldsforever:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years…
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