March 2011
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Rick: Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it?
Vyvyan: (pause) Yes! As a matter of fact I do, Rick. I really really fancy you, and I want to give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!
Rick: Urgh, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! He says he wants to kiss my bottom!
Vyvyan: Oh! Did I say kiss you on the bottom? I'm very sorry, what I meant was, stick a pickaxe through your spinal column!!
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“No! No! NO! We’re not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody!...”
– Vyvyan, the Young Ones
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Vyvyan: Look, here comes the postman.
Mike: Vyvyan, why do you keep telling us what's just about to happen next?
Vyvyan: Because it's a studio set, Michael, and they can't afford any long shots.
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“So, yeah, my people figured that maybe there’s something at the back of it...”
– Wisakedjak/Whiskey Jack
Neil Gaiman’s American Gods
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“Where are we?” asked Shadow. “Am I on the tree? Am I dead? Am I here? I thought everything was finished. What’s real?”
“Yes,” said Whiskey Jack.
“‘Yes’? What kind of an answer is ‘Yes’?”
“It’s a good answer. True answer too.”
- Neil Gaiman’s American Gods
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How to Dance Like a Warbler - "Misery" Edition
infamoushogwartsjaguar:
ronstoppableismypatronus:
colferism-:
fannishbehavior:
Hit it!
INVISIBLE BITCHSLAPS OMGGG
ohmygod.
I wish Misery was the type of song they played in the club. Cause I would so do this dance. lololololol
“What up, ceiling?” OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING
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The Life of a Supernatural Fan:
thefallenempirenj:
WEIRD NOISE AT NIGHT
NORMAL PEOPLE:
SUPERNATURAL FANS:
SOMEONE ASKS ABOUT YOUR FAVE ACTOR
NORMAL PEOPLE:
SUPERNATURAL FANS:
IT’S THE APOCALYPSE
NORMAL PEOPLE:
SUPERNATURAL FANS:
EYE OF THE TIGER ON THE RADIO
NORMAL PEOPLE:
SUPERNATURAL FANS:
PARENTS ARE PUTTING PRESSURE
NORMAL PEOPLE:
SUPERNATURAL FANS:
SOMEONE TRIES TO GIVE YOU A...
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“Sodomy non sapiens,” said Albert under his breath.
“What does that mean?”...”
– ‘Mort’ by Terry Pratchett. (via fainiel)
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“Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat...”
– Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett (via neskwikk)
Bold what applies. →
cookiecaramel:
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes. I have scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses/contacts. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and...
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“[On Gargamel]
In his early appearances in the cartoons he wanted to capture...”
– Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17129_7-badass-cartoon-villains-who-lost-retarded-heroes.html#ixzz1I5HcXpm4
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See, every time America or China dumps plastics in the water, it ends up in the ocean, and the currents drag it all to the same place—an area called the North Pacific Gyre. Over time, the garbage added up and now it’s basically an island the size of Texas (although there is plastic covering an area the size of America).
Read more:...
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“Sometimes life throws you a curveball and you don’t know enough about baseball...”
– (via flyingscotsman)
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“[Noel Fielding said] the writing process [for the Mighty Boosh] actually takes a...”
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Jayne: As a rule I say girlfolk ain't to be trusted.
River: Jayne is a girl's name.
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On Rowan Atkinson
(As Mr Bean)
I don’t like him. He looks like the sort of man who would come into your room late at night and steal your face just to prove a point.
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Charlie: It's about the Nightman coming in and I become him. I become the spirit of the Nightman.
Mac: It sounds like a song where a guy breaks into your house and rapes you.
Charlie: What? No, listen: 'It's just two men sharing the night, it might feel wrong but it's just right.'
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Robin: (dressed in a karate outfit) Barney, I can't break fifteen bricks with my forehead!
Barney: Robin, it's not the 1950's anymore. Yes, you can.
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“Col had told me that Lano and Woodley were finishing up. But it was weird,...”
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Frank Woodley in Lano & Woodley, Good Bye.
(via guidinglightningstrike)
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“Love without evidence… is stalking.”
– Tim Minchin
REBLOG IF YOU GET THIS.
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
fatregina:
FUCKYEAH \m/
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