I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
How to Leave the Planet:
Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys as NASA. If you don’t have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for...
I assume we're going to be very familiar with the...
This one’s name is Forrest because he is running This ones name is Rocky And this is Kevin. He is special.
Scrollin down my dashboard lookin at funny posts
im all like Then when i try to reblog something Then im like
Reblog if you know from what show this skull is ;)
fyeahchrispontius: myfortuneispartying: Just to get the ball rolling ;)