November 2011
People in fandoms take apart stories more than...
English Teacher: The curtains were blue to show the depressing feelings the character was feeling.
Writer: The curtains were blue because I like blue curtains...
Fandom: The curtains were blue because they reminded him of the blue trench coat his best friend used to wear. Because truly, deep down in his heart, he loved that man more than a best friend. He loved him and he completed him. Now that he's gone, all he has to remember him by is those blue curtains.
Writer: I JUST LIKE BLUE CURTAINS OKAY! GOD!
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
I really want Curtis' new power.
Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I...
– Neil Gaiman (via quietbutterfly, mysticfalls) (via wheresmythief) (via mutant-in-the-tardis)
As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a god. I don’t think there...
– Ricky Gervais (via black-wolves)
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
It occurred to him later that the Universe was not so much made of fabric, but...
– A quote from my untitled NaNoWriMo novel.
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Actually, there are some kinds of observers who, faced with all this beauty,...
– Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett
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… a hint was to Esk what a mosquito bite was to the average rhino because...
– Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett
Watching David Attenborough's Frozen Planet
Mum: [about female penguins] I did that, I did everything. I did the hunter-gathering -
Me: But you didn't have to contend with Killer Whales.
Mum: Yeah I did. At Aldi. They're everywhere.
I don’t know what it’s like to be God — obviously …until that very first moment...
– Neil Gaiman on writing The Doctor’s Wife (via simpusimpu)
almostacquiredsanity:
tastefullyoffensive:
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What Sam needs to do is sit his Lucifer...
heysammy:
feathers-and-trench-coats:
jeric-kripke:
he needs to pop Inception into the DVD player
let lucifer watch
then
as soon as the credits roll
sam needs to lean over
and soothingly whisper in lucifer’s ear
“How do you know that I’m not just a hallucination that you’re hallucinating while you’re supposed to be the hallucination that I’m hallucinating?”
And then Dean needs to pop...
This day in 1963, Dr Who debuted on the BBC.... →
mostly10:
Overwhelming Majorities Support Full Equality For... →
fuckyeahfeminists:
A new survey from the Public Religion Research Institute finds that a sweeping majority of Americans believe that people who are transgender deserve full equality:
89 percent agree that transgender people deserve the same rights and protections as other Americans.
75 percent believe Congress should protect transgender people from employment discrimination.
74 percent...
I look at it like this: I have a cat, I love my cat and it’s like someone coming...
– Trey Parker (via mazel-tov)
The kids have it all figured out.
kaffrun:
rocknrollercoaster:
PRACTICALLY WET MYSELF READING THESE OH MY GOD XD
IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN MOMMY CRIES
I wish I were a fish too, kiddo.
The kids have it all figured out.
kaffrun:
rocknrollercoaster:
PRACTICALLY WET MYSELF READING THESE OH MY GOD XD
IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN MOMMY CRIES
I wish I were a fish too, kiddo.
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