January 2011
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“Hey, Abed, stories don’t have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are...”
– Britta Perry (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
“My first assignment is a documentary. It’s like a movie, but with ugly people.”
– Abed Nadir (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
“The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my...”
– Jeff Winger (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
“Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you’re like a...”
– Shirley. Community (via laurensiobhan)
Not being racist is the new racism.
Jeff: You're a football player! It's in your blood!
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your soul.
Troy: That's racist!
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay?
Jeff: That's homophobic.
Troy: That's black.
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn.
Best. Community. Scene. EVER!
llsnwndrlnd:
“What the hell was that?”
“A different version of me. I think he was a vampire.”
*HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Cracks me up. Every time.
“Hello, Alan Rickman, this is Alan Rickman reminding you to move the pork chops...”
– Family guy, Season 7 Episode 16. (via rubyanjel)
Seriously I'm getting obsessed with Misfits.
nosurprisethere:
I need to get back to uni already. Maybe I should start my dissertation introduction.
