Hey, Abed, stories don’t have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are...– Britta Perry (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
My first assignment is a documentary. It’s like a movie, but with ugly people.– Abed Nadir (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my...– Jeff Winger (via everythingsruledbyblackholes)
Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you’re like a...– Shirley. Community (via laurensiobhan)
Not being racist is the new racism.
Jeff: You're a football player! It's in your blood!
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your soul.
Troy: That's racist!
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay?
Jeff: That's homophobic.
Troy: That's black.
Jeff: That's racist!
Best. Community. Scene. EVER!
llsnwndrlnd: “What the hell was that?” “A different version of me. I think he was a vampire.” *HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* Cracks me up. Every time.
Hello, Alan Rickman, this is Alan Rickman reminding you to move the pork chops...– Family guy, Season 7 Episode 16. (via rubyanjel)
Seriously I'm getting obsessed with Misfits.
nosurprisethere: I need to get back to uni already. Maybe I should start my dissertation introduction.