Sheer poetry, dear boy.
Support your families like the rest of us - be born billionaires.
I was going to put a short bio here but I thought better of it. If you really want to know anything about me you can ask.
Just so everyone knows I am quick to anger. Like a wizard but without the impressive hat.
And that is a chair with a panda on it
Thought this was pretty funny…I never realized this.
Snape was a teenager, handwriting evolves over time. Also writing on a blackboard looks different to tiny notes scribbled in the margin of pages. And another thought, a lot of professors used their wands to basically make words appear on the blackboard. If Harry wasn’t playing close attention to the handwriting he wouldn’t have noticed anything at all.
(via littlekiwi37)
Close enough…?
BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
(via robin-reborn)
Photos of Omar Borkan Al Gala (aka the man that was deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome) part 2
I just wanna nestle my face in his chest hair
(via earthsmightiestdorks)
ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:
Can I just take a moment to say how perfect this is? Like, the lighting on Jack is even from the right angle! Whoever made this is really good with photoshop.
This isn’t Photoshopped, he was there the entire movie. We just couldn’t see him
get out.
(Source: justusandmemories, via arakwal-dubay)
pantslesswerewolf requested this and after only 14 hours straight I’M FINALLY DONE
i hope you like it :D
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
(via daenarystormborn)
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
(via robert-downey-jesus)
I tried to make the creepers scream like Lemongrab. Tried being the operative word.
hoooly shit
(via shavingryansprivates)
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
is this real
(Source: hahaniechan, via alexanderperchov)
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
okay this is actually the most profound thing I’ve read all day
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
You do know this is the hidden snail from Adventure Time, don’t you?
(Source: jetstreak)
